Sizing
Straight talk first: every adult tee here is the same unisex garment - a Gildan 64000 Softstyle - whether the listing says Women's, Men's or Unisex. It is a straight cut, not a fitted or tapered one. We would rather tell you that now than have you find out when the box lands.
Want it fitted? Size down. Want it slouchy? Size up. Most people who like a relaxed mom-tee fit go one size up from their usual.
Adult tees - measurements in inches
| Size | Your chest | Garment width | Garment length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 34 - 37 | 18 | 28 |
| M | 38 - 41 | 20 | 29 |
| L | 42 - 45 | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 46 - 49 | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 50 - 53 | 26 | 32 |
"Your chest" is you, measured around the fullest part. "Garment width" is the shirt laid flat, armpit to armpit - so it is roughly half your chest measurement. Measurements come from the manufacturer and can vary by up to 2 inches.
Best trick going: grab a t-shirt you already love, lay it flat, measure armpit to armpit, and match it to the Garment width column. Beats guessing every time.
Kids tees
Kids sizes run 2T through 5T and are true to size for most toddlers. They are a different garment to the adult tees, so do not read the adult chart across.
The rest of it
How long until it turns up?
Everything here is printed when you order it - nothing sits in a warehouse waiting. That means 2 to 7 business days to make it, then shipping on top. It is slower than a giant retailer and the trade-off is that we are not throwing away pallets of unsold shirts.
How should I wash it?
Inside out, cold water, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the print. Do that and the graphic will outlast the shirt.
Will it shrink?
Barely, if you wash cold and dry low. Hot wash and high heat will shrink any cotton tee and will age the print faster.
Wrong size?
Get in touch and we will sort you out. Because each shirt is made to order we cannot restock a return, but we are not going to leave you with something that does not fit.
Something arrived damaged or wrong?
Message us with your order number and a photo. That one is on us and we will fix it.
Is the swearing really necessary?
No. That is rather the point.
Still stuck?
Head to the contact page. A real person reads it.