Mama Needs a Minute (And a Margarita) — Women's Tee

Somewhere between snack negotiations and the fourth wardrobe change of the day, you accepted your fate: you're not raising children, you're running a small, unpredictable circus. This tee is your ringmaster costume. The cracked, lightning-bolt graphic says what your group chat already knows — you gave up on "calm and collected" right around the time someone glued glitter to the dog. Made from soft, garment-washed cotton in a relaxed fit, it's built to survive juice spills, surprise piggyback rides, and the emotional whiplash of bedtime negotiations. Available in Black, Pepper, Navy, and Berry, so you can color-coordinate with your mood swings. Wear it proudly — feral is just a fancier word for "thriving."